Astronaught

Because of massive bouts of binge drinking, which when we get down to brass tacks is nothing more than small bouts of binge sobriety - I am incapable of spelling the word "astronaut" correctly. I insist on using the word "astronaught" in its place.

As it turns out, "astronaught" completely confounds the "Spell Check" function on Microsoft Word, rendering it incapable of offering any spelling suggestions.