Enzite

The video game channel - also known as G4 - runs the best commercials. Sometimes they run television programming, but mostly it's commercials. The best, other than the ones for the army and phone sex party lines, is an ad for a male enhancement product called Enzite. These ads are clearly made by people who are trying to see how much they can get away with and still have their commercials on t.v.

The best bits:

1. The background behind the product & the phone number is wood grain. (Wood - get it?)
2. The main character - Smiling Bob - if holding a bottle, golf club or any other fallic symbol, will be holding the biggest one. (subliminal!)
3. They actually showed the Smiling Bob doing yard work, carrying a long pipe between two round hedges in a wheelbarrel. (Ha!)
4. During a business meeting, Smiling Bob points to a graph - and it's pointing up with the word "gain" in big letters next to it. (gain!)

Brilliant.