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Amy Winehouse = weird looking. Also, I have no idea who she is.

Beyonce = I don't understand the appeal. Seriously, she does nothing for me. Her great, great, great, great, twice removed third cousin may have been a cat.

Lindsay Lohan = makes me sad in a sort of Christina-Riccis-character-from-Black-Snake-Moan-w/-way-more-money-and-fame-kind-of-way.

High School Musical 2 = High School Whatsical?

Me = Awesome. There, I said it. Deal with it.

My Dog = Pees everywhere where I don't want him to pee, but looks good doing it so he gets a pass.