Possible Titles for my Inevitible Autobiography

A list of possible titles for my inevitible autobiography -

A. Jonathan Cox: Portrait of a Man whose wife tolerated him, though that was the extent of the relationship.

A. Jonathan Cox: Intimate conversations with a ghost who appeared sometimes as a werewolf and once: a vampire.

A. Jonathan Cox: Chicken puncher, a portrait.

A. Jonathan Cox: Once threatened to strangle a puppy wilst at a dinner party hosted by Stephen Hawking. Carl Sagan attended, though via Ouigi Board.

A. Jonathan Cox: On being Awesome, a memoir.