Starbucks

It's virtually impossible to get into a Starbucks in the late morning, in the Suburbs, on a weekday. The house frau gangs totally shut that place down. You can tell you've walked into a house frau coffee shop by the rows of BMW and Infinity SUVs (freshly washed) parked in a row out front.

What ever you do, man, don't make eye contact, it's a sign of agression and they'll criticize you to death. Seriously. Beware of the house fraus.