I'm not trying to steal your identity

I had to explain to a woman - who called me - at work the other day that I wasn't trying to steal her identity. Of course I probably shouldn't have told her right away that I secretly work at the behest of my father, a Nigerian King, who's money is tied up in the Nigerian legal system, and that I desperately needed her help to get it out of their. Shockingly she wasn't into it. Some people just don't want to invest $5,000 on a genuine money-making opportunity that could yeild a 1,000% return. Some people just don't have business sense.