Captain America: Dead, no longer fighting Hitler

Captain America: Dead, no longer fighting Hitler. This is news. I have no idea how we'll break it to the children. I just hope we can come together as a society, grieve and commiserate on the good times we all had with Cap before discovering the appeal of the bosom. We'll share heartwarming stories and drink Budweiser (the beer of true Americans) and get into fist fights over the size of his shield and then, hopefully, move on with our lives.