Weather Machine

Dear Peoples of the Pacific Northwest,

I really hate to do these sorts of things, but here is an apology. I inadvertently left my weather machine on on Friday afternoon. Yeah. That's right.

Sorry about the snow. You know what they say, April Snow brings May...ok I don't know what the saying is about snow in April.

Anywhoo...I will soon be taking the world hostage, much like Sean Connery in the Avengers movie. So, yeah, start saving those quarters.

Sincerely,

A. Jonathan Cox