The Indestructible Weird Lady

I believe that somewhere in the world there is a person who is indestructible and I believe that this person has been found. I believe this person to be Amy Winehouse.

From what the Internet has told me, she's a singer of sorts. The Internet has also told me that she can snort, smoke and shoot all the drugs in England and somehow not die. That is fantastic, though quite terrifying. If this Internet Data is to be believed (and I don't know why you wouldn't trust information from the Internet), she was once a semi normal human being and has now turned into some sort of cocaine fueled bog monster or a sub-par Morticia Addams impersonator.

In closing, I salute you, Amy Winehouse, o' Indistructible Weird Lady.