How To Make A Librarian Go Ape Shit
If you're sitting around, bored on a Saturday wondering how to make your local Librarian go completely ape shit, here is how you do it.
How to make a Librarian go ape shit:
(1) Ask how one would go about censoring books, should one want to go about censoring books.
(2) Casually mention that you're ok with the Patriot Act, especially the part about censoring books and/or keeping track of the books that people buy/check out.
And that's it. Pretty easy actually. Those Librarians...they're hilarious with their "standards" and their "Constitution".
(EDIT: Turns out "apeshit" is actually two words. Who knew? Librarians, that's who.)
How to make a Librarian go ape shit:
(1) Ask how one would go about censoring books, should one want to go about censoring books.
(2) Casually mention that you're ok with the Patriot Act, especially the part about censoring books and/or keeping track of the books that people buy/check out.
And that's it. Pretty easy actually. Those Librarians...they're hilarious with their "standards" and their "Constitution".
(EDIT: Turns out "apeshit" is actually two words. Who knew? Librarians, that's who.)
posted by A. Jonathan Cox at 10:03 PM
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