Another Reason I Don't Eat Spinach
According to my local news (guaranteed to be 85% accurate, 45% of the time) a bazillion prepackaged bags of Spinach are being recalled because of some rockin' e. coli.
Now, if I remember correctly, e.coli is an ambitious little bacteria that lives the high life in poop. These little fellows settle down, start families, get jobs, pay taxes to the bacterium "man", and complain about how they don't understand what got into their wives all of a sudden - all while inside the lower instestines of mammals. And then eventually in that mammals poop.
The lesson here is - don't eat the spinach because there's probably poop on it.
Now, if I remember correctly, e.coli is an ambitious little bacteria that lives the high life in poop. These little fellows settle down, start families, get jobs, pay taxes to the bacterium "man", and complain about how they don't understand what got into their wives all of a sudden - all while inside the lower instestines of mammals. And then eventually in that mammals poop.
The lesson here is - don't eat the spinach because there's probably poop on it.
posted by A. Jonathan Cox at 9:05 AM
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