Reasonable Reactions to the Segway Scooter Thingy Recall

Apparently Segway is recalling 23,500 of their scooter thingys to fix some software glitch that turns them into evil killing machines. Kind of like in Maximum Overdrive, only sans Emilio Estevez, Yeardly Smith and Semi Trucks. And they don't actually kill people, they pop into reverse turning them into evil "harder to drive than usual machines."

But...anyways, there are two acceptable reactions that a reasonable person should have to this terrifying news-

Acceptable Reaction Number One: "They seriously sold 23,500 of those things? Seriously? No shit?"

Acceptable Reaction Number Two: "Maybe they should try driving a Vespa, or something of equal or greater nerdiness! Yeah! Or better yet, get a car like a normal person. Ha ha, stupid rich nerds! Yeah! Take that!"