Productivity is my new life's passion, this morning. And it involves making lists of things to do. I know that I have the type of personality that if I don't set a specific time table to accomplish tasks, then I'll sit around all day drinking coffee and thinking that it looks awfully hot outside. So below is my list for today, complete with time table.
Get Things Done Bitches:
7-9AM - Ride my bicycle
9-11AM - Wonder why I just took a 2 hour bicycle ride when I have a car and can drive places
11-1130AM - Get the oil changed on my car, get ripped off
1130 -12N - Take bicycle to get a tune up, get ripped off
12 - 1230 - LUNCH
1230 - 3P - Wonder where I went wrong in my life, cry
3 - 313P - Tell my dog to stop doing whatever he's doing, probably clean cat puke
313 - 5P - Stroll through Target, look at coffee makers
5 - 6P - Stroll through Barnes & Noble, but not in a creepy way, wonder again, where I went wrong and how I ended up wandering around Barnes & Noble on a Saturday.
6-8P - Devise a plan to make big changes that will result in money, fame, power. Women will want me, Men will want to be me. I'll be seeing YOU, Jon and Kate Plus 8, on the cover of US Weekly!
8 - 802PM - Decide that my plan is dumb and that it's the same kind of crazy that those mental patients on American Idol subscribe to, cry
802 - 815 - Remember that I should have mowed the lawn today, but it's too late now. Vow to do it tomorrow. Remind myself to figure out why the neighbors lawn is so much greener than mine is.
815PM - 12midnight - Fantasy cast A Game Of Thrones, cry
