A list of drinks that I made up:

Drink 1) 1 oz grenadine, 1 oz grenadine, 1 oz grenadine, 1 splash peach schnapps. It's called the "Toothache."

Drink 2) 1 cup whiskey, 1 cup whisky, 1 cup bourbon. "It's called the I Hate Myself."

Drink 3) 1 tall glass of water, 1 tall bottle of sleeping pills. It's called the "Goodbye Cruel World."

Drink 4) 12 beers (consumed in 30 minutes). It's called the "I Hate The World, But Overall I'm All Right With Myself, Except For Maybe My Waist line."

Drink 5) 1 tall glass of tomato juice, 1 plan B pill, 2 ibuprofen. It's called the "Oops".