Hell, and the freezing there of...

I'm pretty sure that Hell has frozen over. Assuming that there is a Hell and that it can freeze.

The same day that the Democrats wrestle the government back from the cold dead (on the inside) hands of the Republicans, Britney Spears files for divorce from her husband Kevin (A. Jonathan Cox's hero) Federline. I think that this deal will work out for Kevin more than it ought to. I mean, he's got an album that just dropped and doesn't need his baby-momma(s) holding him back and keeping him from pulling some sweet "road tail." Kevin Federline is this generation's Brian Austin Green, which mean's he's this generation's most awesome guy ever. Ever. And he's got ten million dollars in his pocket keeping his nuts warm.